Sex

... a woman’s body is like a violin <...> it takes a terrific musician to play it right.

The minute something better than sex comes along, you call me.

In the case of first love, the soul is taken long before the body; later on, one takes the body long before the soul; sometimes one does not take the soul at all.

You want to know the real reason why I won't fuck you? <...> Maybe the truth is I really want to like you instead.

Sex pretty much cures everything.

“All those women,” the director says, “all chanting and protesting againstHustlermagazine, saying porno turns a woman into an object. . . Well,” she says, “what do you think a dildo is? Or donor sperm from some clinic?” Some men may only want pictures of naked women. But some women only want a man’s dick. Or his sperm. Or his money. Both sexes have the same problem with intimacy.

Men preferred to bed girls who had excessively large mammary glands and gluteus maximus muscles and exceedingly small cerebrums.