— I'm sorry. You were gone. I assumed you were off having fun.
— Why the hell would you assume that?
— Maybe you look like someone who has a lot of fun.
— By that standard, I assume you never get laid.
— That's your wish? Your number one wish?
— Yes, it's not as good as the Cadillac for your mother, but...
— "Fuck two women at once".
— No: "Fuck"!
— You want to "fuck" them.
— That's how you say it in your language!
— That's how you say it in every language! "To sleep": and turn around.