GoodGod, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you. Never, not in a million years, absolutely not, no way Jose, no chance Lance, nyet, negatory. And my own personal favourite of all time, man falling off a cliff.
I guess, in the end, things seldom work out exactly the way you expect. Sometimes fate is on your side. Other times, you've kind of sealed your own fate. You have to trust that whatever's supposed to happen will happen. Somehow you always seem to end up with the person you're meant to be with.