Sherlock Holmes

Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street!

— Shut up.
— I didn't say anything.
— You were thinking. It's annoying.

— I need to get some air. We're going out tonight.
— Actually I've got a date.
— What?
— It's where two people who like each other go out and have fun.
— That's what I was suggesting.
— No it wasn't. At least I hope not.

Oh, I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them..

Intuitions are not to be ignored. They represent data processed too fast for the conscious mind to comprehend.

When you have eliminated the impossible whatever remains must be the truth.

— You are insane!
— You are just getting that now?

In your own time. But quite quickly.

— Jim wasn't my boyfriend, we went out three times. I ended it.
— Then he stole the Crown Jewels, broke into the Bank of England and organised a prison break. For the sake of law and order, I suggest you avoid all future attempts at a relationship, Molly.

Listen, what i said before, I mean it, John. I don't have friends. I've just got one.

— What do you need?
— You.

— It's not in the rules.
— Well, then, the rules are wrong!

— You look a bit tired.
— You look a bit evil.