Sherlock Holmes – Character Quotes

Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street!

— Shut up.
— I didn't say anything.
— You were thinking. It's annoying.

— I need to get some air. We're going out tonight.
— Actually I've got a date.
— What?
— It's where two people who like each other go out and have fun.
— That's what I was suggesting.
— No it wasn't. At least I hope not.

— I will burn the heart out of you.
— I have been reliably informed that I don't have one.

What now? I'm in shock — look, I've got a blancket. And I just caught you a serial killer.

— If this woman's death was suspicious, why point it up?
— Good Samaritan.
— Who press-gangs suicide bombers?
— Bad Samaritan.

Intuitions are not to be ignored. They represent data processed too fast for the conscious mind to comprehend.

Oh, I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them..

When you have eliminated the impossible whatever remains must be the truth.

— You are insane!
— You are just getting that now?

In your own time. But quite quickly.

— Jim wasn't my boyfriend, we went out three times. I ended it.
— Then he stole the Crown Jewels, broke into the Bank of England and organised a prison break. For the sake of law and order, I suggest you avoid all future attempts at a relationship, Molly.

Listen, what i said before, I mean it, John. I don't have friends. I've just got one.

— What do you need?
— You.