`This is Friendship` by Mary Carolyn Davies.
Misattributed to Roy Croft
Man, kids these days. They think it’s a competition to have the most friends. One is enough. Find someone completely unique.
Let us learn to show our friendship for a man when he is alive and not after he is dead.
Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
Of course, sometimes it's not about the words... it's just about having someone there to listen.
A friend to all is a friend to none.
Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met. ... See, I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh, I get it. It's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: ... Great.
