Short Quotes

— "Tom and Jerry, " right?
— "Tom and Jerry."What a jerk. Someone help me. A masterpiece.

— Is that a brothel or a chorus line?
— Nobody else knows either...

Death is a very unpleasant form of life.

I don't even have a driver's license! And you're not even Elvis...

— Are you the manager?
— Yes.
— They want to blow up the entire hotel.

— And it is "blow one's brains" and not just "blow someone"!
— I know!

— Smoking helps.
— Smoking? No, that's dangerous to your health!
— Do I have lung cancer?

— I would have gone to school for another job!
— You went to SCHOOL for this shit??

— Nervous?
— Yes.
— First time?
— No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Once you open your door to one person anyone can come in.

Once you open your door to one person anyone can come in.

— I thought you were dead.
— I'm trying.

— I thought you were dead.
— I'm trying.

Well, if it wasn't love, it was a lot like it.

Well, if it wasn't love, it was a lot like it.

He's a born tactician. Every move he makes, it means something.