— You're weird.
— Sorry.
— No, that was a compliment.
— Oh, really? You sure?
— I'm so sure I'm practically deodorant.
Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions.
Victory belongs to those that believe in it the most and believe in it the longest.
Tell your crew to take a piss before they take off.
Now that you've quit, you can have one.
When you can't afford something, it's really expensive. And then when you can afford it, it's free.
I ordered raisin bran because I didn't want there to be any mistaking this for a date.