Valentine's Day's coming? Oh, crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low IQ or an explosive violent temper, of course you're going to be lonely.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool.
Yeah, but everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk. That's my philosophy.
— I haven't felt this happy since Double Soup Tuesday at the orphanarium.
— When I'm with you, every day feels like Double Soup Tuesday.
— Welcome back old friend, I missed you terribly!
— You do everything terribly!
Don't listen to them, Leela. People said I was dumb, but I proved them!
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