— You've been called the da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?
— Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.
I am a well-read man, I have studied various remarkable books, but I cannot make out the trend of my preferences. I don't know whether I should live or l, speaking bluntly, shoot myself. But I always carry a revolver in my pocket, just in case.
Translated from the Russian by Kathleen Cook
— You're a disgusting, and i hate you!
— Then why are you still holding my hand?
Tyler, you're by far the most interesting "single-serving" friend I've ever met.
I'm not sad, I'm complicated, chicks dig that.
— Do you know what your problem is?
— I only have one?
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.