— You're a disgusting,and i hate you!
— Then why are you still holding my hand?
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I'm not sad, I'm complicated, chicks dig that.
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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They found water on Mars. Don't exactly know what to with that information, but, hey, God bless them, they found it.
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Explanation:
Lois with a Chloe's cake
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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!