I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. Money 589 4 593 Posted by Redmoon 06/01/20 at 9:35pm Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times Mark TwainSmoking, Cigarettes 165 2 167 Posted by Guest 12/12/08 at 5:49am Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— You think you're funny? — I think I'm adorable. SupernaturalDean Winchester Season 2 Episode 19 221 5 226 Posted by Я 03/02/09 at 11:34pm 3 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
— You've been called the da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that? — Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint. Iron ManTony Stark / Iron ManChristine Everhart 116 2 118 Posted by Alice_Fox 04/12/20 at 12:27pm Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
I am a well-read man, I have studied various remarkable books, but I cannot make out the trend of my preferences. I don't know whether I should live or l, speaking bluntly, shoot myself. But I always carry a revolver in my pocket, just in case. Explanation: Translated from the Russian by Kathleen Cook Anton ChekhovThe Cherry OrchardSemyon YepikhodovPeople 66 0 66 Posted by Валькирия9 04/16/20 at 6:26pm Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Murder is always a mistake. One should never do any thing that one cannot talk about after dinner. Oscar WildeThe Picture of Dorian GrayHarry Lord Henry WottonMurder 90 1 91 Posted by Ann_Sherlok 04/08/20 at 6:23pm 1 comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met. ... See, I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving... Tyler Durden: Oh, I get it. It's very clever. Narrator: Thank you. Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you? Narrator: What? Tyler Durden: Being clever. Narrator: ... Great. Fight ClubNarratorFriends, Friendship 85 1 86 Posted by Alice_Fox 04/11/20 at 12:06am Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— You're a disgusting, and i hate you! — Then why are you still holding my hand? Gossip GirlChuck BassBlair Waldorf Season 2 Episode 3 Being In Love, CrushHate 104 2 106 Posted by Mademoiselle_Chante 11/09/10 at 3:47pm Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
I'm not sad, I'm complicated, chicks dig that. House M.D.Dr. Gregory House Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes About Yourself 202 8 210 Posted by панда123 09/09/10 at 12:39pm Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Do you know what your problem is? — I only have one? Ocean's Eleven (2001)Problems, Troubles, Issues 96 2 98 Posted by Alice_Fox 04/12/20 at 5:40pm Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? Ernest HemingwayLifeSleep 56 0 56 Posted by Ann_Sherlok 04/18/20 at 4:15pm Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Mark TwainPoliticsIdiots 76 1 77 Posted by Vika0816 09/30/10 at 12:12pm 15 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Mark TwainFoolsDisputeIdiots 55 0 55 Posted by Perfecta 08/18/09 at 1:28pm Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer. Ace Ventura: Pet DetectiveWaitingReturn 84 2 86 Posted by MJack 07/24/09 at 7:06am 1 comment Copy quote Report a mistake
The dream don't come no closer by itself. We gotta run after it now. Carlito's WayCarlito BriganteDream 48 0 48 Posted by Alice_Fox 04/09/20 at 1:43pm 1 comment Copy quote Report a mistake
— Joe, stop hitting on her, it's her wedding day! — What? Like there's a rule or something? FriendsJoey Tribbiani Season 1 Episode 1 47 0 47 Posted by Ne o_O n 11/05/09 at 2:02pm Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
