— You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
— But you have heard of me.
Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.
You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist.
— Jack. Elizabeth is in danger.
— Have you considered just locking her up somewhere?
— She is locked up, bound to hang for helping you.
— There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one's mistakes.
— You've been called the da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?
— Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.
I am a well-read man, I have studied various remarkable books, but I cannot make out the trend of my preferences. I don't know whether I should live or l, speaking bluntly, shoot myself. But I always carry a revolver in my pocket, just in case.
Translated from the Russian by Kathleen Cook
— You seduced me and you used me. I was innocent of the ways of men.
— You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.
— It’s the quality of one’s conviction that determines success, not the number of one’s followers.
— Who said that?
— Me.
