— You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
— But you have heard of me.
Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.
— You think you're funny?
— I think I'm adorable.
You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist.
— Have you told him how you feel?
— Yes. Not out loud.
— We found the case. According to someone, the murderer has the case, and we found it in the hands of our favourite psychopath.
— Not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
— He's got on with his life.
— What life? I've been away.
— Jack. Elizabeth is in danger.
— Have you considered just locking her up somewhere?
— She is locked up, bound to hang for helping you.
— There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one's mistakes.
— OK, so what's your game Mr Grant. 'Cause it seems like you know exactly what's gonna happen, just before it happens, and it's just like fucking with me!
— Oh, don't take it personal kid. I fuck with everybody. That's what I do. If I tie highly recommend it as an unending source of amusement.
