— You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
— But you have heard of me.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.
You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist.
— We found the case. According to someone, the murderer has the case, and we found it in the hands of our favourite psychopath.
— Not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
— Jack. Elizabeth is in danger.
— Have you considered just locking her up somewhere?
— She is locked up, bound to hang for helping you.
— There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one's mistakes.
— OK, so what's your game Mr Grant. 'Cause it seems like you know exactly what's gonna happen, just before it happens, and it's just like fucking with me!
— Oh, don't take it personal kid. I fuck with everybody. That's what I do. If I tie highly recommend it as an unending source of amusement.
— He's got on with his life.
— What life? I've been away.
If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.