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— Tell us how you cut him.
— Hey, I ain't cut him with no knife, man.
— But you told me last night you cut the dude.
— It's with these I cut him. I am a chain belt in kung fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. Watch this.
<...>
— I mean, you beating up on a man, you putting a man in the hospital. How come I don't see no marks on you?
— Yeah.
— 'Cause I'm a karate man, all right? Karate men bruise on the inside. They don't show their weaknesses.

- Tell us how you cut him.
- Hey, I ain't cut him with no knife, man.
- But you told me last night you cut the dude.
- It's with these I cut him. I am a chain belt in kung fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. Watch this.
<...>
- I mean, you beating up on a man, you putting a man in the hospital. How come I don't see no marks on you?
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I'm a karate man, all right? Karate men bruise on the inside. They don't show their weaknesses.
- Tell us how you cut him.
- Hey, I ain't cut him with no knife, man.
- But you told me last night you cut the dude.
- It's with these I cut him. I am a chain belt in kung fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. Watch this.
<...>
- I mean, you beating up on a man, you putting a man in the hospital. How come I don't see no marks on you?
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I'm a karate man, all right? Karate men bruise on the inside. They don't show their weaknesses.
- Tell us how you cut him.
- Hey, I ain't cut him with no knife, man.
- But you told me last night you cut the dude.
- It's with these I cut him. I am a chain belt in kung fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. Watch this.
<...>
- I mean, you beating up on a man, you putting a man in the hospital. How come I don't see no marks on you?
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I'm a karate man, all right? Karate men bruise on the inside. They don't show their weaknesses.
- Tell us how you cut him.
- Hey, I ain't cut him with no knife, man.
- But you told me last night you cut the dude.
- It's with these I cut him. I am a chain belt in kung fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. Watch this.
<...>
- I mean, you beating up on a man, you putting a man in the hospital. How come I don't see no marks on you?
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I'm a karate man, all right? Karate men bruise on the inside. They don't show their weaknesses.
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Police. We've had some complaints about con men pretending to be blind and crippled.
— Oh, I'd love to help you, man, but I ain't seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietcong back in '72. It was rough, very painful.
— You were in Nam? So were we. Where?
— I was in Sang Bang, Dang Gong. I was all over that place, basically a lot of places, a lot of places.
— What unit were you in?
— I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalion's Commando Airborne Tactics Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush-hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Special Agent Orange, that was me.
— Airborne, huh?
— I can see! I can see! I have... I have legs. I have... Oh shit, look at this. Man! I can walk. Jesus, praise Jesus.

- Police. We've had some complaints about con men pretending to be blind and crippled.
- Oh, I'd love to help you, man, but I ain't seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietcong back in '72. It was rough, very painful.
- You were in Nam? So were we. Where?
- I was in Sang Bang, Dang Gong. I was all over that place, basically a lot of places, a lot of places.
- What unit were you in?
- I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalion's Commando Airborne Tactics Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush-hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Special Agent Orange, that was me.
- Airborne, huh?
- I can see! I can see! I have... I have legs. I have... Oh shit, look at this. Man! I can walk. Jesus, praise Jesus.
- Police. We've had some complaints about con men pretending to be blind and crippled.
- Oh, I'd love to help you, man, but I ain't seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietcong back in '72. It was rough, very painful.
- You were in Nam? So were we. Where?
- I was in Sang Bang, Dang Gong. I was all over that place, basically a lot of places, a lot of places.
- What unit were you in?
- I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalion's Commando Airborne Tactics Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush-hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Special Agent Orange, that was me.
- Airborne, huh?
- I can see! I can see! I have... I have legs. I have... Oh shit, look at this. Man! I can walk. Jesus, praise Jesus.
- Police. We've had some complaints about con men pretending to be blind and crippled.
- Oh, I'd love to help you, man, but I ain't seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietcong back in '72. It was rough, very painful.
- You were in Nam? So were we. Where?
- I was in Sang Bang, Dang Gong. I was all over that place, basically a lot of places, a lot of places.
- What unit were you in?
- I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalion's Commando Airborne Tactics Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush-hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Special Agent Orange, that was me.
- Airborne, huh?
- I can see! I can see! I have... I have legs. I have... Oh shit, look at this. Man! I can walk. Jesus, praise Jesus.
- Police. We've had some complaints about con men pretending to be blind and crippled.
- Oh, I'd love to help you, man, but I ain't seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietcong back in '72. It was rough, very painful.
- You were in Nam? So were we. Where?
- I was in Sang Bang, Dang Gong. I was all over that place, basically a lot of places, a lot of places.
- What unit were you in?
- I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalion's Commando Airborne Tactics Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. Yeah, it was real hush-hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Special Agent Orange, that was me.
- Airborne, huh?
- I can see! I can see! I have... I have legs. I have... Oh shit, look at this. Man! I can walk. Jesus, praise Jesus.
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Let us not forget the great Richard Dawkins who finally freed the world of religion long ago. Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future. But it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife that he learned using logic and reason isn't enough. You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you.

Let us not forget the great Richard Dawkins who finally freed the world of religion long ago. Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future. But it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife that he learned using logic and reason isn't enough. You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you.
Let us not forget the great Richard Dawkins who finally freed the world of religion long ago. Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future. But it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife that he learned using logic and reason isn't enough. You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you.
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— Why do you feel you have to pass for someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind as a bat?
— I don't feel I have to pass.
— Yes you do. It's a sickness in your brain just like if you were trying to pass for white.
— You mean I'm not white? This is a scandal! What do you mean I'm not white? Why didn't you tell me this before? You're my own sister!

- Why do you feel you have to pass for someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind as a bat?
- I don't feel I have to pass.
- Yes you do. It's a sickness in your brain just like if you were trying to pass for white.
- You mean I'm not white? This is a scandal! What do you mean I'm not white? Why didn't you tell me this before? You're my own sister!
- Why do you feel you have to pass for someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind as a bat?
- I don't feel I have to pass.
- Yes you do. It's a sickness in your brain just like if you were trying to pass for white.
- You mean I'm not white? This is a scandal! What do you mean I'm not white? Why didn't you tell me this before? You're my own sister!
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