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If faithful friends live in your Soul — a kind word and forgiveness,
then they will always save you from hurt and pain.
— Eric, I've got a problem here.
— Yeah, we all have our little problems.
— Yeah, but this one is serious.
— I hope you haven't got a girl into trouble.
— No. I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.
— I guess there are places you could go... Certain bars and so on.
— Eric, what are you talking about?
— Does Margaret know about this?
— Eric, I'm in trouble here, and I need some new recruits.
— Oh, well, that's easy. We have some very, very fine young graduates here at the academy.
You think you're kissing on my scars
While you rip 'em wide open
You sugarcoat your sharp teeth
While you're praying on me broken.
Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times. But now how abhorred in my imagination it is. My gorge rises it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your jibes now? Your songs? Your gambols? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?
If someone, despite all the difficulties, is sure that they will keep their promise, most likely this is a lie.
Monsieur D'Arque: — I don't usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but he said you'd make it worth my while. Ah! I'm listening.
Gaston: — It's like this. I've got my heart set on marrying Belle, but she needs a little persuasion.
LeFou: — Turned him down flat.
Gaston: — Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in here tonight raving about a beast in a castle.
Monsieur D'Arque: — Maurice is harmless.
Gaston: — The point is, Belle would do anything to keep him from being locked up.
LeFou: — Yeah, even marry him.
Monsieur D'Arque: — So, you want me to throw her father into the asylum, unless she agrees to marry you. That is despicable. I love it.
Disappointment's just part of life.
How can I find a rational answer if I can't even think of a question?