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— Eric, I've got a problem here.
— Yeah, we all have our little problems.
— Yeah, but this one is serious.
— I hope you haven't got a girl into trouble.
— No. I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.
— I guess there are places you could go... Certain bars and so on.
— Eric, what are you talking about?
— Does Margaret know about this?
— Eric, I'm in trouble here, and I need some new recruits.
— Oh, well, that's easy. We have some very, very fine young graduates here at the academy.

- Eric, I've got a problem here.
- Yeah, we all have our little problems.
- Yeah, but this one is serious.
- I hope you haven't got a girl into trouble.
- No. I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.
- I guess there are places you could go... Certain bars and so on.
- Eric, what are you talking about?
- Does Margaret know about this?
- Eric, I'm in trouble here, and I need some new recruits.
- Oh, well, that's easy. We have some very, very fine young graduates here at the academy.
- Eric, I've got a problem here.
- Yeah, we all have our little problems.
- Yeah, but this one is serious.
- I hope you haven't got a girl into trouble.
- No. I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.
- I guess there are places you could go... Certain bars and so on.
- Eric, what are you talking about?
- Does Margaret know about this?
- Eric, I'm in trouble here, and I need some new recruits.
- Oh, well, that's easy. We have some very, very fine young graduates here at the academy.
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Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times. But now how abhorred in my imagination it is. My gorge rises it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your jibes now? Your songs? Your gambols? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times. But now how abhorred in my imagination it is. My gorge rises it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your jibes now? Your songs? Your gambols? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?
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Monsieur D'Arque: — I don't usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but he said you'd make it worth my while. Ah! I'm listening.
Gaston: — It's like this. I've got my heart set on marrying Belle, but she needs a little persuasion.
LeFou: — Turned him down flat.
Gaston: — Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in here tonight raving about a beast in a castle.
Monsieur D'Arque: — Maurice is harmless.
Gaston: — The point is, Belle would do anything to keep him from being locked up.
LeFou: — Yeah, even marry him.
Monsieur D'Arque: — So, you want me to throw her father into the asylum, unless she agrees to marry you. That is despicable. I love it.

<b>Monsieur D'Arque:</b> - I don't usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but he said you'd make it worth my while. Ah! I'm listening.
<b>Gaston:</b> - It's like this. I've got my heart set on marrying Belle, but she needs a little persuasion.
<b>LeFou:</b> - Turned him down flat.
<b>Gaston:</b> - Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in here tonight raving about a beast in a castle.
<b>Monsieur D'Arque:</b> - Maurice is harmless.
<b>Gaston:</b> - The point is, Belle would do anything to keep him from being locked up.
<b>LeFou:</b> - Yeah, even marry him.
<b>Monsieur D'Arque:</b> - So, you want me to throw her father into the asylum, unless she agrees to marry you. That is despicable. I love it.
<b>Monsieur D'Arque:</b> - I don't usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but he said you'd make it worth my while. Ah! I'm listening.
<b>Gaston:</b> - It's like this. I've got my heart set on marrying Belle, but she needs a little persuasion.
<b>LeFou:</b> - Turned him down flat.
<b>Gaston:</b> - Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in here tonight raving about a beast in a castle.
<b>Monsieur D'Arque:</b> - Maurice is harmless.
<b>Gaston:</b> - The point is, Belle would do anything to keep him from being locked up.
<b>LeFou:</b> - Yeah, even marry him.
<b>Monsieur D'Arque:</b> - So, you want me to throw her father into the asylum, unless she agrees to marry you. That is despicable. I love it.
<b>Monsieur D'Arque:</b> - I don't usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but he said you'd make it worth my while. Ah! I'm listening.
<b>Gaston:</b> - It's like this. I've got my heart set on marrying Belle, but she needs a little persuasion.
<b>LeFou:</b> - Turned him down flat.
<b>Gaston:</b> - Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in here tonight raving about a beast in a castle.
<b>Monsieur D'Arque:</b> - Maurice is harmless.
<b>Gaston:</b> - The point is, Belle would do anything to keep him from being locked up.
<b>LeFou:</b> - Yeah, even marry him.
<b>Monsieur D'Arque:</b> - So, you want me to throw her father into the asylum, unless she agrees to marry you. That is despicable. I love it.
<b>Monsieur D'Arque:</b> - I don't usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but he said you'd make it worth my while. Ah! I'm listening.
<b>Gaston:</b> - It's like this. I've got my heart set on marrying Belle, but she needs a little persuasion.
<b>LeFou:</b> - Turned him down flat.
<b>Gaston:</b> - Everyone knows her father's a lunatic. He was in here tonight raving about a beast in a castle.
<b>Monsieur D'Arque:</b> - Maurice is harmless.
<b>Gaston:</b> - The point is, Belle would do anything to keep him from being locked up.
<b>LeFou:</b> - Yeah, even marry him.
<b>Monsieur D'Arque:</b> - So, you want me to throw her father into the asylum, unless she agrees to marry you. That is despicable. I love it.
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