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La vibration de mon mollet gauche est Un grand signe chez moi
Right is a small box invented by people who are afraid. And I know what it feels like to be trapped inside that box.
— Why do you feel you have to pass for someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind as a bat?
— I don't feel I have to pass.
— Yes you do. It's a sickness in your brain just like if you were trying to pass for white.
— You mean I'm not white? This is a scandal! What do you mean I'm not white? Why didn't you tell me this before? You're my own sister!
Willy Wonka: — Here, try one of these.
Mrs. Teevee: — What are they?
Willy Wonka: — Rainbow drops. Suck 'em and you can spit in seven different colours.
Violet Beauregarde: — Spitting's a dirty habit.
Willy Wonka: — I know a worse one.
I want to ask you something. You all go to church. Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? No shit! I really want to know. Or do you think it was one of His minor mistakes? Like tidal waves! Earthquakes! Floods! Do you think women are like that? What's the matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We all make mistakes. Of course, we make mistakes, they call it evil. When God makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So what do you think? Women... a mistake? Or did He do it to us on purpose?
Haega tteugi jeon saebyeogeun mueosboda eodupjiman
Nega baran byeoldeureun eodum sogeseoman
Tteundaneun geol jeoldae ijji ma
Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.
Those who can their fill speak to the hungry of wonderful times to come.