— Hey.
— Hey. So, I got this extra kidney I'm not using.

I know you say you love us all equally, but you don't, do you? I'm onto you, Big Man.

Hey, champ! What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso. How ya doin'.

— But earlier, Dr Kelso was telling us that...
— I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth, unless it's: «My God. I'm dying. I'm moving towards the light. Wait, there's been a mistake. This is hell. Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo. That's weird».

With men, you just have to hold out until they're invested enough they won't run away at the first thing.

You don't understand what you've done. My ex-wife is gonna hold this over my head for so long that I doubt I'll ever see the sun again. And I liked the sun, Newbie. It made me hopeful.

— Sir, l have to say, I'm offended.
— Oh, no. Now I have to go buy flowers to make it right.

Women so don't get me. It's not even funny.