House M.D.

Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.

You don’t like it, there are exits on every floor.

I love you. I wish I didn't but I can't help it.

House doesn't break rules, he ignores them!

Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause!

— Pay attention to me!
— Sorry, that would make it harder to ignore you.

I did everything right, she died anyway! Why the hell do you think that would make me feel any better?!

Successes only last until someone screws them up. Failures are forever.

You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

I'm not sad, I'm complicated, chicks dig that.

Her lips say no, but her hormones say 'Oh my God, yes, more'.

— I realized they could be my friends.
— You're serious?
— And then I sobered up.

You love everybody. That’s your pathology.

There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China, with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate.

Normal's not normal.