Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.
You don’t like it, there are exits on every floor.
I love you. I wish I didn't but I can't help it.
Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause!
I did everything right, she died anyway! Why the hell do you think that would make me feel any better?!
— Pay attention to me!
— Sorry, that would make it harder to ignore you.
If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything.
Successes only last until someone screws them up. Failures are forever.
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
Are you ignoring me, or are you just letting my charm wash over you?
I'm not sad, I'm complicated, chicks dig that.
Her lips say no, but her hormones say 'Oh my God, yes, more'.
— Where’s the wood box?
— Wood box?
— Yes, the wood box.
— You're an atheist.
— Only on Christmas and Easter, the rest of the time it doesn't really matter.
You love everybody. That’s your pathology.
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