Damon Salvatore – Character Quotes

— Bad day?
— Bad century.

— I'm not going with you. You tried to kill me.
— Yeah, well, you did kill me.

— It's cool not growing old. I like be the eternal stud.
— Yes, being a 150-year-old teenager has been the height of my happiness.

We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

I do not deserve it, but my brother deserves … God how I wish that you did not have to forget this … But you forget everything!

— Does it get tiring, being so righteous?
— It flares up in the presence of psychopaths.
— Well, consider this psychopath's feelings hurt.

— Mayor? Is that you?
— What are you doing here?
— I'm a vampire. What is your excuse? No, really.

— She doesn't really do apologies.
— Well, it's a coincidence. I don't do forgiveness.

— How can you side with them?
— I don't side with anyone. You pissed me off, I want you dead.

— I have a diabolical master plan.
— What is it?
— If I told you, it wouldn't be very diabolical, would it?

I love you, Elena! And I love you so much that I can not even do anything selfish … Why do not you understand?

— Is Stefan here?
— Yep.
— Where is he?
— And good morning to you, Little Miss I'm-on-a-Mission.
— How can you be so arrogant and glib afetr everything that you've done?
— And how can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib?

— I've been in love. It's painful and pointless and overrated.
— Except when it isn't.

Oh, you were so much more fun when you were asleep.

— Why?... You turned her because you liked her?
— No, I slept with her because I liked her. I turned her because she begged me to.

— Anna took Elena.
— Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.