Yeah. Another day, another box of stolen pens.
Generations have been working in jobs they hate, just so they can buy what they don't really need.
— Um, you got a minute?
— Um, yeah, I'm just working.
All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers, it doesn't make much of a difference.
— So, is this as glamorous as you thought it would be?
— Except for all the pee-your-pants scares, yeah.
Write this down. If you push around a stiff, nobody'll ask you to do anything.