Maybe you're only alloted a certain amount of tears per man; and I've used mine up.
You can have the guts and the courtesy to tell a woman, to her face, that you no longer want to see her.
— Well, then, Bobo, I figured out what's causing the fainting.
— Men don't faint. We take unintended, decisive naps.
A man unwilling to fight for what he wants deserves what he gets.
It was so good to have a man beside her, to lean close to him and feel the hard swell of his arm and know that he stood between her and unnamable terrors, even though he merely sat there and stared.
I've ever been strong, it was because she was behind me.
I'm going to tell you something, there's two types of guys out there, the ones that hold your hand and the ones that fuck you.
Monica Geller: — Let it go. It's not a big deal.
Ross Geller: — Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam! A bra. Right out the sleeve. As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close. Right?
Rachel Green: — Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler Bing: — We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
The primary difference between a man and a woman is that man gets his self-esteem when a woman says yes and a women gets hers when she says no.