— What are you?
— Oh, I have so many names...
— Satan.
— Call me Dad.
"Dad... I'm a virgin."
"Okay, go. Virgin... Liking Edward a little bit more now."
Even if yur father is a major ashole, call and tell him you lov him. Even if you don't mean at all. You might mean it later after he is gone forver.
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