Father Quotes

— What are you?
— Oh, I have so many names...
— Satan.
— Call me Dad.

"Dad... I'm a virgin."
"Okay, go. Virgin... Liking Edward a little bit more now."

It will take more than the occasional stuffed animal... ...to convince those children they still have a father.

Your father was your model for God. And if your father bails out, what does that tell you about God?

Even if yur father is a major ashole, call and tell him you lov him. Even if you don't mean at all. You might mean it later after he is gone forver.

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a.45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.

— You may tell my father... if there is no place for Tauriel, there is no place for me.
— Legolas. It is your king's command.