The Ugly Truth – Movie Quotes

— Especially when I'm in love with a psycho like you.
— I am not a psycho.
— I just told you that I loved you, and all you heard was "psycho."

Never talk about your problems 'cause men don't really listen or care. No, some men pretend to care. When we ask how you're doing, it's just guy code for "let me stick my dick in your ass

By the time I hit 30, I realized that you can only have so many lousy relationships before you figure out there's no such thing as a good one.

So you wanna win a man over, you don't need 10 steps, you need one, and it's called a blowjob.