TV Show Quotes

The Earth doesn’t share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the Earth! The Earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the Earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place: it wanted plastic for itself, didn’t know how to make it, needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old philosophical question: “Why are we here?” PLASTIC!!! ASSHOLES!!!

— The point we're making about polar bears is that these are animals that can run at 30 miles an hour, and what you certainly shouldn't do is try to run away from them...
— That's why you should always be with a friend if you encounter a polar bear, because you can't outrun the polar bear; you don't need to. You just need to outrun your friend.
— Very good. Cynical, but excellent.