Shit Quotes

Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

— Whoa, man! You just ran through a big pile of dog shit!
— It happens.
— What, shit?
— Sometimes.

— Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?
— Always like this.

You are not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

I feel like crap but I wanna look hot doing it.

See, you are what you are in this world, that's either one of two things. Either you're somebody, or you're nobody.

Life is crap. And then you die...
Any questions?

Fuck your rules, Nathan.