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— We can't get married at all.
— Why not?
— Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
— Doesn't matter.
— I smoke. I smoke all the time.
— I don't care.
— Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
— I forgive you.
— I can never have children.
— We can adopt some.
— But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man.
— Well, nobody's perfect.

- We can't get married at all. - Why not? - Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde. - Doesn't matter. - I smoke. I smoke all the time. - I don't care. - Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player. - I forgive you. - I can never have children. - We can adopt some. - But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man. - Well, nobody's perfect.
- We can't get married at all. - Why not? - Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde. - Doesn't matter. - I smoke. I smoke all the time. - I don't care. - Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player. - I forgive you. - I can never have children. - We can adopt some. - But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man. - Well, nobody's perfect.
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