— We can't get married at all.
— Why not?
— Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
— Doesn't matter.
— I smoke. I smoke all the time.
— I don't care.
— Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
— I forgive you.
— I can never have children.
— We can adopt some.
— But you don't understand, Osgood. Uh, I'm a man.
— Well, nobody's perfect.
— Shut up.
— I didn't say anything.
— You were thinking. It's annoying.
— This dock is off limits to civilians.
— I'm terribly sorry. I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
Valentine's Day's coming? Oh, crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
— Pay attention to me!
— Sorry, that would make it harder to ignore you.
Please don't follow me around with it, either, 'cause I feel like I'm gonna catch on fire spontaneously.
— Who are you?
— I`m Saint Lucas, and this is Moses the Prophet.