Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Lay the place to waste like.
Look at that, Mrs Hudson. Quiet. Calm. Peaceful. Isn't it hateful?
And leave Hermione? Are you mad? We wouldn’t last two days without her. Don’t tell her I said that.
— You've always run away from a fight.
— Have not.
— You have so.
— Have not.
— You have so, and you know it.
— Have not. Slander and calumny. I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now that is what we all must do. We must fight to run away.
— There's a woman lying dead.
— Perfectly sound analysis, but I was hoping you'd go deeper.
I like you... again. There. You win. You can do your victory dance or slaughter a goat, or whatever it is you do when you're happy.
— Hey, Uncle Scar. When I'm king, what'll that make you?
— A monkey's uncle.
Did we just slip into some alternate dimension where I give a flying duckie about what you say and do?