Sarcastic Quotes

If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it.

Heady tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hand.

And leave Hermione? Are you mad? We wouldn’t last two days without her. Don’t tell her I said that.

— You boys have done an excellent job at obliterating any potential evidence.
— Yes, but they never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

— You've always run away from a fight.
— Have not.
— You have so.
— Have not.
— You have so, and you know it.
— Have not. Slander and calumny. I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now that is what we all must do. We must fight to run away.

Things I've beaten. Things most people never even heard of. And now I'm gonna be done in by this.

— I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday.
— It's your birthday?
— Yes.
— I knew that. Already?
— Yeah. Isn't that strange? It's the same day as last year.

Your words surround you like fog and make you hard to see.

— Sleep well?
— I never really sleep. Got one eye open always.
— You know, I never saw someone with one eye open snore so much.

— Those aren't pieces of eight. They're just pieces of junk.
— Aye. The original plan was to use nine pieces of eight to bind Calypso, but when the first court met, the brethren were to a one skint broke.
— So change the name.
— What? To «nine pieces of whatever we happen to have in our pockets at the time»? Oh, yes, that sounds very pirate-y.

— Have you been there?
— Does this face look like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?
— Depends on the light.

Always a catch.