Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Lay the place to waste like.
Look at that, Mrs Hudson. Quiet. Calm. Peaceful. Isn't it hateful?
Heady tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hand.
I'm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence.
And leave Hermione? Are you mad? We wouldn’t last two days without her. Don’t tell her I said that.
— You boys have done an excellent job at obliterating any potential evidence.
— Yes, but they never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.
"What the hellya reading?" he said.
He shoved my book back with his hand so that he could see the name of it. "Any good?" he said.
"This sentence I'm reading is terrific." I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
— You've always run away from a fight.
— Have not.
— You have so.
— Have not.
— You have so, and you know it.
— Have not. Slander and calumny. I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now that is what we all must do. We must fight to run away.
Things I've beaten. Things most people never even heard of. And now I'm gonna be done in by this.
— There's a woman lying dead.
— Perfectly sound analysis, but I was hoping you'd go deeper.
— I know those guns. It's the Pearl.
— The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
— No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?
— I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday.
— It's your birthday?
— I knew that. Already?
— Yeah. Isn't that strange? It's the same day as last year.
I like you... again. There. You win. You can do your victory dance or slaughter a goat, or whatever it is you do when you're happy.
Your words surround you like fog and make you hard to see.
— Hey, Uncle Scar. When I'm king, what'll that make you?
— A monkey's uncle.
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