It's not getting to the land of the dead that's the problem. It's getting back.
Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced «egregious». By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. All of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded.
— Jack... It would never have worked out between us.
— Keep telling yourself that, darling.
— That's the trick, isn't it? To survive?
— It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is living with yourself forever.
— You've always run away from a fight.
— Have not.
— You have so.
— Have not.
— You have so, and you know it.
— Have not. Slander and calumny. I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now that is what we all must do. We must fight to run away.
— Sao Feng is dead. He fell to the Flying Dutchman.
— He made you captain? They're just giving the bloody title away now.
— Look at them all.
— There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
— And I owe them all money.
Feel free to add quote!