Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Lay the place to waste like.
— You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.
— I can't wait to die.
— So what do we do now?
— I say we get drunk, kids — because I'm all out of ideas.
— For example, I'm responsible for 19 of the 20 top-grossing films of all time.
— Nineteen?
— Yeah. The one about the kid by himself in his house burglars trying to come in and he fights them off I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get grosses up on that piece of shit.
Mr. McGhee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
More importantly, he's also a human being a condition which carries two liabilities. A conscience and a short life span.
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