Aging Quotes

— It's cool not growing old. I like be the eternal stud.
— Yes, being a 150-year-old teenager has been the height of my happiness.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Agatha Christie

Funny Quotes

Marriage

Archeology

— You need some time to grow up a little.
— I finished growing up, Leon. I just get older.

I want to grow old without facelifts... I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I've made. Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you'd never complete your life, would you? You'd never wholly know you.

Every generation wants to be the last. Every generation hates the next trend in music they can't understand. We hate to give up those reins of our culture. To find our own music playing in elevators. The ballad for our revolution, turned into background music for a television commercial. To find our generation's clothes and hair suddenly retro.

I'm never gonna grow old. I want experiences, not memories.

Douglas Coupland

All Families Are Psychotic

Wade

Memories

Worry

All would live long, but none would be old.

Jonathan Swift

Life

It's so hard to get old without a cause.

Alphaville

Forever Young

Reasons

Some are like water
Some are like the heat
Some are a melody and some are the beat
Sooner or later they all will be gone
Why don't they stay young?

You're not getting any younger.

So life on your own has been vacant and cold
Everyone’s getting somewhere and you're getting old.

Machines don't work when they become old like me.

I don't know what happen to me. I don't know. I look in the mirror, the only thing that I recognize are these eyes. In this old man's face. And sometimes I think I was either both too early or too late for my life.

Introspection, Self-analysis

No matter how beautiful a person may be, they will still age and ultimately – die. But even so, even if appearances change, don’t you believe that we have, in us, things that don’t change? Even as our bodies crumble, even as the months and years take their toll… don’t you believe that we all have something that time can’t spoil?