Weapon Quotes

Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Lay the place to waste like.

Heavy, isn't it? Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it.

— Ax or sword? What's your weapon of choice?
— Well, I do have some skill at conkers, if you must know...

The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client.

Guns for show, knifes for pro.

It doesn't have that "wrath of the Almighty" edge to it. How am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this?

They are still fucking guns, and they still fire fucking bullets!

— What the f*ck do you mean, replicas?
— They look the shit, don't they? And nobody is gonna argue. I've got extra loud blanks, just in case.
— In case we have to deafen them to death?

— I need a gun.
— You don't, Rosebud, me old son. You need me.

— Fuck me all, Tom! What's that?
— It's me belt, Turkish.
— No, Tommy, there's a gun in your trousers. What is a gun doing in your trousers?
— It's for protection!
— Protection from what? Zee Germans?