Weapon Quotes

Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Lay the place to waste like.

Heavy, isn't it? Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it.

— Done, Drill Sergeant!
— Gump! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
— You told me to, Drill Sergeant.
— Jesus H. Christ, this is a new company record. If it wouldn't be a waste of such a damn fine enlisted man, I'd recommend you for OCS, Private Gump. You are gonna be a general some day, Gump. Now, disassemble your weapon and continue!

— Ax or sword? What's your weapon of choice?
— Well, I do have some skill at conkers, if you must know...

The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client.

Guns for show, knifes for pro.

It doesn't have that "wrath of the Almighty" edge to it. How am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this?

They are still fucking guns, and they still fire fucking bullets!

— What the f*ck do you mean, replicas?
— They look the shit, don't they? And nobody is gonna argue. I've got extra loud blanks, just in case.
— In case we have to deafen them to death?

— I need a gun.
— You don't, Rosebud, me old son. You need me.