Loki (Larry) – Character Quotes

It doesn't have that "wrath of the Almighty" edge to it. How am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this?

— Let me get this straight. You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?
— No, Through the Looking Glass. That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" is an indictment of organized religion.

Do you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And therein lies the problem. None of you has anything to fear anymore. You rest comfortably in seats of inscrutable power, hiding behind your false idol, far from judgement — lives shrouded in secrecy even from one another. But not from God.

Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can do... next to soccer.

— You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally. Yet I heard you claim to be atheist.
— I like to fuck with the clergy. I just love it. I love to keep those guys on their toes.

Is this why I had to come down here and miss my fucking cartoons?

— Our last four days on earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do the next best thing.
— What's that?
— Let's kill people.

— One of the last sacred promises imparted to Peter the first Pope by the Son of God before He left was: «Whatever you hold true on earth...»
— «I'll hold true in Heaven».

— What's your proof?
— He's wearing a wedding band.
— And it never occurred to you that maybe she's his wife?
— No married man kisses his wife like that.
— Okay. Well, it's a good thing you were never the deciding member on a jury is all I'm saying. "No married man kisses his wife like that"? Are you stoned?

— Let it never be said that your anal retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results.
— You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus.

— Here's what I don't get about you. Why do you feel the need to come to this place all the time?
— My friend, because this is humanity at its best. Look at them. All that anger, all that mistrust, all that unhappiness... forgotten for that one perfect moment when they get off the plane. See those two? That guy doesn't know that the girl cheated on him while she was away.
— She did?
— Twice.
— Nice.
— But it doesn't matter right now... because they're just both so relieved to be with one another. I like that. I wish they could all feel that way more often.

But this thing, this is Church law. It's not divine mandate. Church laws are fallible because they're created by man.