Yuri Orlov – Character Quotes

The first and most important rule of gunrunning is never get shot with your own merchandise.

The first time you sell a gun is a lot like the first time you have sex. You have absolutely no idea what you're doing, but it is exciting, and one way or another, it's over way too fast.

They say, "evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "evil prevails."

There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every 12 people on the planet. The only question is, how do we arm the other 11?

You know who's going to inherit the earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.

I sell to leftists and rightists. I'd sell to pacifists but they're not the most regular of customers.

— Can you bring me the gun of Rambo?
— Part one, two or three?
— I've only seen part one.

Gentlemen, the new Uzi machine pistol, big firepower in a small package. This little baby uses 9mm hollowpoints, 20, 25-round extendable mags, rear-flip adjustable sights. Silencer comes standard. Excellent recoil reduction. Muzzle jump reduced 40%, 60% improved noise suppression. You could pump a mag into me right now and never wake the guy in the next room. Of course, that would eliminate your opportunity for repeat business.