Game of Thrones

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

A single day of freedom is worth more than a lifetime in chains.

— How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?
— In my own bed? At the age of 80? With a bellyful of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock?

All dwarves are bastards in their father's eyes.

— You should be The Hand of the King.
— That's an honor I can do without. Their days are too long, their lives are too short.

— Whatever did it to them could do it to us. They even killed the cildren!
— It's a good thing we're not children.