Captain Jack Sparrow – Character Quotes

If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it.

You know that feeling you get sometimes when you're standing in a high place? Sudden urge to jump? I don't have it.

Nobody move! I dropped my brain.

Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.

— You're mad.
— Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't, this would probably never work.

— You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
— But you have heard of me.

All right, you're in. Don't need you. You scare me.

Heady tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hand.

Death has a curious way of reshuffling one's priorities.

— This is either madness or brilliance.
— It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide. Everyone, stay calm. We are taking over the ship.

— What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
— Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

— You lied to me by telling me the truth?
— Yes.
— That's very good. May I use that?

— You know of Davy Jones, yes? A man of the sea. A great sailor, until he run afoul of that which vex all men.
— What vexes all men?
— What indeed?
— The sea.
— Sums.
— The dichotomy of good and evil.
— A woman.

Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded.

Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced «egregious». By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. All of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?

— Why is the rum gone?
— One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance — that they won't see it?
— But why is the rum gone?