— What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
— Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.
How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?
— You seduced me and you used me. I was innocent of the ways of men.
— You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.
— Admit it, Jack, you still love me.
— If you had a sister or a dog, I'd choose the dog.
— Wait... I am with child. Yours.
— I don't recall that we ever had...
— You were drunk.
— I've actually never been that drunk.
— He bought that?
— I sold that.
— Friends of yours?
— I may have unintentionally slighted some king or other.
— How can you say I used you?
— You know exactly how.
— I know, but how can you say it?
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