— You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
— But you have heard of me.
— The rumors of your demise were unfounded.
— Sorry to disappoint you.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
— I heard you're putting together a crew.
— If enough people keep saying it, it must be true.
When you little scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle.
People will whisper, they'll make their jokes. Let them. They're all so small, I can't even see them. I only see what matters.
