Captain Jack Sparrow – Character Quotes

And that was without even a single drop of rum.

— Is this a dream?
— No.
— I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.

— You're the one they're hunting. The pirate.
— You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
— I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
— Well, it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So if you'll excuse me?

— Who are you?
— No one. He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch.

— Look alive and keep a weather eye. Not for nought it's called Shipwreck Island where lies Shipwreck Cove and the Town of Shipwreck.
— You heard him! Step lively!
— You know, for all that pirates are clever cogs, we are an unimaginative lot — when it comes to naming things.
— Right.
— I once sailed with a geezer, lost both of his arms, part of his eye.
— What'd you call him?
— Larry.

— I'll watch your back.
— It's me front I'm worried about.

He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl. And you felt guilty. And you and your Brethren Court. Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

That's not very nice.

It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're gonna do something incredibly stupid.

— And you can accomplish all this, can you?
— You may kill me, but you may never insult me. Who am I?... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

— You seduced me and you used me. I was innocent of the ways of men.
— You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted.

No worries, mates. Tia Dalma and I go way back. Thick as thieves. Nigh inseparable, we are. Were. Have been. Before.

— Have you been there?
— Does this face look like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?
— Depends on the light.

— It's real. You actually were telling the truth.
— I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.