Money Quotes

— Look at them all.
— There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
— And I owe them all money.

[Holding up a wad of cash]
You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... These civilized people... they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.

So, I never went back to work for Lieutenant Dan, though he did take care of my Bubba-Gump money. He got me invested in some kind of fruit company. And so then, I got a call from him saying we don't have to worry about money no more, and I said, "That's good. One less thing."