Money Quotes

— Look at them all.
— There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
— And I owe them all money.

[Holding up a wad of cash]
You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

So, I never went back to work for Lieutenant Dan, though he did take care of my Bubba-Gump money. He got me invested in some kind of fruit company. And so then, I got a call from him saying we don't have to worry about money no more, and I said, "That's good. One less thing."