Funny Quotes about Money Quotes

— Look at them all.
— There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
— And I owe them all money.

[Holding up a wad of cash]
You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.

So, I never went back to work for Lieutenant Dan, though he did take care of my Bubba-Gump money. He got me invested in some kind of fruit company. And so then, I got a call from him saying we don't have to worry about money no more, and I said, "That's good. One less thing."

— You on the Iist?
— No, but I beIieve my friends are.|Perhaps you know them? FrankIin, Grant... and Jackson.

— Oh, like hell. You will have to kill me before I pay you a dime!
— There's an idea.

Jack: — How much do you want?
Dudu: — You decide. I'm doing it because Don Vincenzo is a friend.
Jack: — Is five million all right?
Dudu: — I'd prefer ten.
Maggie: — Because Don Vincenzo is a friend.
Dudu: — Friendship is something very dear.