— No accountants. And no one from "legal". I don't like boring jobs.
— And Ross was what? A lion tamer?
— Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
— He could hear me.
— Don't say that I have no sentiment. This is a movie stub from our first date. This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed. This is from the museum, the first time we... were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter.
— I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. Though... you're not supposed to take these. It's like a million years old. We actually... We have people looking for that.
— Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
— Yeah, it's beautiful.
Monica Geller: — Let it go. It's not a big deal.
Ross Geller: — Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam! A bra. Right out the sleeve. As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close. Right?
Rachel Green: — Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler Bing: — We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
— Hey. How was basketball?
— It was fun. Right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye.
— Oh, no. Who did that?
— Chandler.
— Wait. What am I gonna do?
— You? You go long.
— Well, how long?
— Until we start to look very small.
— I think about whose apartment we'll sleep at tomorrow and where we'll have dinner next Saturday! I do not think about our children's names! You know what our children's names will be?
— Ha, ha, no. No, I mean, you know. I read a book, and there was a girl named Emily. And I thought that might be good.
— What was the book?
— The Big Book of Children's Names.
— The towels are hanging next to the sink. And you can use the fancy soap.
— Fancy soap? I thought we were saving that for the Pope.
— Oh, my God! There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
— Just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
— You idiot!
— I'm sure you're right. But why?