[Holding up a wad of cash]
You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.
— I know it's been like there's two sides to me.
— Two sides? You're Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Jackass.
Condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night… then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me your sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole! Is that a pretty accurate description of our relationship, Tyler?
— We are gonna split up the week, ok? You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.
— You take tuberculosis. My smoking doesn't go over at all.
— Ok. Good. Fine. Testicular cancer should be no contest, ok.
— Technically, I have more right to be there than you. You still have your balls.
— You are kidding?
— I don't know. Am I?
— I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar.
— It was worth every penny.
— It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree — so special, then, bam, it's on the side of the road with tinsel still clinging to it. Like a sex crime victim, underwear inside out, bound with electrical tape.
— You are a faker. You are not dying.
— Sorry?
What Marla loves, she says, is all the things that people love intensely and then dump an hour or a day after. The way a Christmas tree is the center of attention, then, after Christmas you see those dead Christmas trees with the tinsel still on them, dumped alongside the highway. You see those trees and think of road kill animals or sex crime victims wearing their underwear inside out and bound with black electrical tape.
"When you're twenty-four," Marla says, "you have no idea how far you can really fall, but I was a fast learner."
"Funerals are nothing compared to this," Marla says. "Funerals are all abstract ceremony. Here, you have a real experience of death."
The original "pillow talk"-scene had Marla saying "I want to have your abortion".
When this was objected to by Fox 2000 Pictures President of Production Laura Ziskin, David Fincher said he would change it on the proviso that the new line couldn't be cut. Ziskin agreed and Fincher wrote the replacement line, "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school".
When Ziskin saw the new line, she was even more outraged and asked for the original line to be put back, but, as per their deal, Fincher refused.
I was dying of a drug overdose, and he fucked me back to life!
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