Wedding Quotes

You should have had a church wedding... You in a white dress, me looking like a fool.

The funny thing about weddings, you end up thinking about yourself.

Eat Pray Love

A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.

What`s a Russian wedding without the fights? Hooray!

How Not to Rescue a Princess

Vladimir, Prince of Kiev

Russians

— I don't see why you can't be there for the major events in Jack's life.
— I'd love to see him turn three.
— The major events, Paige: His graduation, his wedding, his divorce and his funeral. The big four.

I don't want to get married. I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.

Explanation:

Merida doesn't want to get married, she wants to be free.

Brave

Princess Merida

I've known you for 35 years. Alcohol has a very bad effect on you. You get hyper, you get aggressive, you get married.

— Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart but you're the only person I know in the city.
— Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
— Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.

Mort was hurt by this. It was one thing not to want to marry someone, but quite another to be told they didn't want to marry you.

Terry Pratchett

Mort

on behalf of the author

I still can not believe you're engaged. Just because it's happening so fast. Not because you're a loser.

— The famous Mr Holmes. I'm very pleased to meet you. But no sex, OK?
— Sorry?
— You don't have to look so scared, I'm only messing. Bridesmaid, best man, it's a bit traditional.

Forgive me if I get emotional, but this is the day every mother dreams of the day she gets to watch her only daughter put a lock on the bedroom door to keep her husband out.

Laws of Attraction

Sara Miller

Ironic Quotes

— Oh, honey, it must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
— Yes. Yes, it is. But then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers... and I feel so much better.

— Daniel, did we get married last night?
— Yes, I have a feeling we did. The details are a little bit fuzzy.

Laws of Attraction

Daniel Rafferty

Audrey Woods

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Marilyn Monroe

Sex

Marriage

— Well, it's not exactly lunch, but there will be food there.
— What's the story, Tess?
— It's his daughter's wedding.
— That's the meeting?
— It's perfect. He's happy, he's had a little champagne. We look for an opening. Trust me.
— What are we supposed to do? Jump out of the wedding cake?

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