I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I haven't done that since I was 4 and I washed my dad's Porsche with rocks.
You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist.
— Have you told him how you feel?
— Yes. Not out loud.
— Plus I think it should be Joe. Joey makes me sound like I'm... this big. Which I'm not!
— Joe, Joe, Joe... Stalin?
— Stalin. Do I know that name? That sounds familiar.
— Well, it does not ring a bell with me.
— Huh. Joe Stalin. You know, that's pretty good.
— You might want to try Joseph.
— Ah! Joseph Stalin! I think you'd remember that!
— Oh, yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.
— Look what we almost left!
— That's not mine.
— Look what we almost took!
— I can ask her to live with me.
— Are you serious?
— Why not? I mean, why not?
— You've only known her six weeks! I've got a carton of milk in my fridge I've had a longer relationship with.
Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray.
— No accountants. And no one from "legal". I don't like boring jobs.
— And Ross was what? A lion tamer?
I bet I stopped listening before you did.
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