Yeah, and I'm not that easily impressed... Wow! A blue car!
— Really?
— Yeah. Well, we're all somebody's children.
Everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.
— We're gonna be rich! We can finally start a family!
— We have a family.
— A better one.
Aw, I can't build a relationship on a lie. The lies come later.
— Gee, sorry for being born.
— I've been waiting so long to hear that!
Yeah. Another day, another box of stolen pens.
— Did you wreck the car?
— No.
— Did you raise the dead?
— Yes!
— But the car's ok?
— Uh-huh.
— Alright then.
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