Yeah, and I'm not that easily impressed... Wow! A blue car!
— Yeah. Well, we're all somebody's children.
Everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.
When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off.
— We're gonna be rich! We can finally start a family!
— We have a family.
— A better one.
Sometime, when you least expect it, you'll realize that someone loved you. And that means that someone can love you again! And that'll make you smile.
— Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form. He never has and he never will.
— You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application.
— Yeah, but they were all part of a single ball of lies.
— Gee, sorry for being born.
— I've been waiting so long to hear that!
Stupid risks are what make life worth living.
Yeah. Another day, another box of stolen pens.
— The plant called. They said if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in on Monday.
— Woohoo Four day weekend!
My dream has been shattered into shards of a broken dream!
— ... please God — kill sideshow Bob.
— You can't ask God to kill someone.
— Yeah! You do your own dirty work.
— Did you wreck the car?
— Did you raise the dead?
— But the car's ok?
— Alright then.
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