Everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.
— Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at.
— Well, hookers and Spider-man.
Please there's gotta be something else I can do. Like mow your lawn every week for two weeks. I can't do it next week.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
— See that fat lady with the moustache? That's you.
— See that hippo rolling in dung? You're the dung.
Just pick a dead end and chill out till you die.
Baby turtles and alligators may seem like a cute idea for a pet, but they grow up.
Without TV, it's hard to tell when one day ends and the other begins.
Eat my shorts!
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