Everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.
— She was looking at Nelson!
— Lisa likes Nelson!
— She does not!
— Milhouse likes Lisa!
— He does not!
— Janey likes Milhouse!
— She does not!
— Uter likes Milhouse.
— *Nobody* likes Milhouse!
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!
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