The Simpsons [Season 4]

— Did you wreck the car?
— No.
— Did you raise the dead?
— Yes!
— But the car's ok?
— Uh-huh.
— Alright then.

— Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!
— Batman?
— No, he's a scientist.
— Batman's a scientist.
— It's not Batman!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

— I'll go, disguised as you.
— What if he wants to hold hands?
— I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
— What if he wants a kiss?
— I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
— What if he...
— You don't want to know how far I'll go.

— Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
— What are we gonna have?
— Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
— What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
— Poison pizza.
— Oh, no. I'm not making two stops.

— Homer, the Lord only asks for an hour a week.
— Well in that case, He should've made the week an hour longer. Lousy God.

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy. I'm going to go right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba... Eh, good-night.

Ah. I'm just a big, toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed.

— Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
— He was a zombie?