Yeah. Another day, another box of stolen pens. Homer Simpson Season 5 Episode 9 Funny QuotesWorkTheft Share 5 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? Homer Simpson Season 5 Episode 5 Bosses, Superior Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Homer Simpson Season 5 Episode 5 Funny Quotes Share 4 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
Homer, we gotta do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking! Marge Simpson Season 5 Episode 5 Funny Quotes Share 9 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try. Homer Simpson Season 5 Episode 18 Ironic QuotesInaction, Passivity Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out. Abe Simpson Season 5 Episode 20 Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake
But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old. Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive? Homer Simpson Season 5 Episode 22 Funny QuotesKnowledge Share 2 comments Copy quote Report a mistake
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get. Homer Simpson Season 5 Episode 17 Share Leave a comment Copy quote Report a mistake