— If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear.
— Couldn't we use just rouge for this?
— Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.
When I look at people, I don't see colors. I just see crackpot religions.
Just pick a dead end and chill out till you die.
Masseuses — half doctors, half hookers that solve everything.
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