Lisa, welcome to love. It's full of doubt and pain and uncertainty. But then one day, you find a man you love so much, it hurts.
He found out who was cobbling shoes for me at night. Turns out I have severe schizophrenia.
— I want to be emancipated.
— Emancipated! Don't you like bein' a dude?
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