Please there's gotta be something else I can do. Like mow your lawn every week for two weeks. I can't do it next week.
You know my kids think you're the greatest, and thanks to your gloomy music they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide.
— I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
— Son, I am proud of you. I was twice your age when I figured that out.
— Well, maybe pulling pranks is the only thing I'm good at.
— Well, at least you have something you're good at. I'm 38 years old driving a crappy car with a son who doesn't respect me and I'm one snickers pie away from losing my foot to diabetes. Mmmm, snickers pie
What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
If only these walls could talk. Then people would pay to see my talking walls.
Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy. A dinosaur!
— Mom, are those rabbits dead?
— No, Lisa, they’re just sleeping... upside down... and inside out.
Marge, it takes two to lie: One to lie and one to listen.
I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!
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