— Homer Simpson does not lie twice on the same form. He never has and he never will. — You lied dozens of times on our mortgage application. — Yeah, but they were all part of a single ball of lies. The SimpsonsHomer SimpsonMarge Simpson Season 10 Episode 6 Funny QuotesLie Quote added by Sylvia 03/12/23 at 7:52am Copy quote Report a mistake Share