Yeah, and I'm not that easily impressed... Wow! A blue car!
— Really?
— Yeah. Well, we're all somebody's children.
— Gee, sorry for being born.
— I've been waiting so long to hear that!
Yeah. Another day, another box of stolen pens.
— Did you wreck the car?
— No.
— Did you raise the dead?
— Yes!
— But the car's ok?
— Uh-huh.
— Alright then.
— Oh, my God, I do want a brother.
— You can have mine, but he's kinda lame.
— Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!
— Batman?
— No, he's a scientist.
— Batman's a scientist.
— It's not Batman!
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
Please there's gotta be something else I can do. Like mow your lawn every week for two weeks. I can't do it next week.