— Mom, are those rabbits dead?
— No, Lisa, they’re just sleeping... upside down... and inside out.
Bart's a tub, Lisa's weak as a little girl and Maggie doesn't seem to be growing at all!
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
— Daddy, I’m scared. Too scared to even wet my pants.
— Just relax and it’ll come, son.
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