Let us not forget the great Richard Dawkins who finally freed the world of religion long ago. Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future. But it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife that he learned using logic and reason isn't enough. You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you.
You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV and more time worrying about what's going on in their kids' lives, this world would be a much better place.
Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.
If we're still alive in the morning, then we'll know we're not dead.
The woman's mouth is the most germ-ridden place, I said. Statistically the most unsafe place for a man to put his penis, I said.
Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?
Love is like taking a dump. Sometimes it works itself out, but sometimes, you've gotta give it a nice hard slimy push.
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