— Well, then, Bobo, I figured out what's causing the fainting.
— Men don't faint. We take unintended, decisive naps.
Telling the truth's just the beginning. Owning it's the hard part.
— Was mr. Evans in an accident?
— Yes, he was in a train wreck called his life.
Your previous answer was so wrong, It almost became right again!
I'm not looking for a relationship. I like to be an island, okay? People can visit the island, but no one gets to stay. Safer that way.
— You're dangerous, aren't you?
— Yes, I am.
— I bet you listen to rap music.
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