Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.
One’s mistress does wrong to laugh. That encourages one to deceive her. To see her gay removes your remorse; if you see her sad, your conscience pricks you.
Monica Geller: — Let it go. It's not a big deal.
Ross Geller: — Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam! A bra. Right out the sleeve. As far as I know, guys don't do anything that comes close. Right?
Rachel Green: — Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler Bing: — We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
The primary difference between a man and a woman is that man gets his self-esteem when a woman says yes and a women gets hers when she says no.
We're both men. One of us more than the other. But that's OK...
A man who gets laid is a super macho. If it's a woman, she's a slut. Sexual equality.